Top Three (part 2 of 3): Efficient Motions/Exercises

There are literally thousands of exercises–as many as you can imagine–all with funny names, some with special equipment.  A lot of clients tell me they see other people doing “crazy” looking exercises, and ask why we never do them.

My answer: they’re not as efficient.

Exercise generally means motion–of any kind.  But if your goal is to get fit, and get fit fast, you might like to know the more efficient route.  This does not necessarily exclude other less efficient exercises; all exercises can find their place in a program, especially to mix things up.

Here they are, by type.

My Top Three Weighted Exercises

1) Squat Thruster - It’s what I call the motion popularly known as a “thruster.”  Essentially, it is a front squat finished with a drive of the weight overhead.  It is a compound movement, working the legs, back, core, shoulders and arms.  It is explosive, exhausting, great for metabolic conditioning, and functional.

2) Power Clean - From the floor, part dead lift, the remainder a hang clean.  It is a compound movement, working the legs, glutes, hips, hamstrings, lats, and shoulders.  It is explosive, can be exhausting, is awesome in intervals, and highly functional.

3) Turkish Get Up – Generally demonstrated with a kettle bell, but applicable with any type of weight that can easily be grasped, it requires a person lying on the floor to achieve a standing position while not allowing the weight to come down from its overhead position.  This is the most compound movement of the three listed here, and can tell a person a lot about his strengths and weaknesses, from core, to legs, to shoulder stability, mobility, and strength.  It builds a tremendous amount of interconnected strength, and is great as a full-body recruitment exercise.

My Top Three Non-Weighted Exercises

1) Box Jumps – Explosive, light, and great for intervals.  Box jumps can be low, rapid, and continuous; they can be high, less rapid, and more explosive.  They super-set well with other leg exercises.  They can be done anywhere there is a park bench, or a short rock or wall.  It is high impact and encourages better bone density as well as better shock absorption through the legs.  There are single-leg box jumps, heel-click box jumps, burpee-box jumps… doing just a few is an immediate interval workout.

2) Push-ups - Any time, any place, no equipment, no special clothing.  Push-ups are incredible, easy to modify, and work far more than just the arms.  The core contracts very tightly to keep the body in the plank position, and the legs contract from the toes all the way to the hips.  There are more push-up variations than even I can list: girl push-ups, incline, decline, stability ball, bosu ball, 1-arm push-ups, power push-ups, “walking” push-ups, bungee push-ups, clapping push-ups, Hindu push-ups, dumbbell push-ups, scorpion push-ups, triangle push-ups, etc.

3) Burpees – Formerly known as squat thrusters (but not to be confused with what I call a squat thruster, which is what other people call a thruster), burpees are infamous for being uncomfortable, and for inducing the urge to burp up lunch.  Rightly so.  If there is one thing that makes for good exercises, it is a compound movement, and also motion that requires frequent changes in direction.  From a standing position, the exerciser should place his hands on the ground, jump his feet back into a pushup position, jump them back in, stand up, and hop/jump.  This is the most basic type of many gruelling variations of burpees.  Burpees work the upper and lower legs, hip flexors, core, and shoulders.  They also spike your heart rate through the roof.  They are excellent for intervals, burning calories, and placing you back inside your body.

Gravitate Towards Challenge

When you enter the gym, you see a lot of people doing a lot of different things.  Most of them, however, are riding the elliptical machines, jogging on the treadmill, doing ab exercises on the floor, and sculpting their chests and biceps with free weights… Typical.

Typical, and easy.

People like to gravitate toward what is easy.  The elliptical machine, for example, is easy.  It’s no impact, fluid, and has a TV attached to it.  The ab crunching machine… easy.  Just rock back and forth, levering your body weight into the gadget.  The weight stack machines, too, are easy.  Sit down, adjust the pin, and press.  No need to stabilize yourself.  Biceps curls… easy.  Sit, watch yourself in the mirror, and lift a relatively small weight with a small muscle.

Every now and then, you see someone doing something ridiculous, like busting out 50 double unders with a jump rope after having already done 100 squats; oh yeah, and they’re doing it six times in a row!  That’s hard, and its exhausting.  Some people can pick up more than their body weight, can do pullups with weights chained to them, and do pushups with their feet in the air, against a wall.  Nine times out of ten, these people have ridiculous bodies to match the ridiculousness of their workouts.  The 10% that don’t are probably on their way; not everyone makes it, though.

Injury is one thing that stops progress when you embrace challenging exercise.

Mindset, or attitude, is the other big culprit.

Don’t trick yourself into thinking you have worked hard the day before, and are entitled to some rest and some cookies.  That’s easy.

Challenge yourself daily.  Once you’re accustomed to a particular work load, add to it. Already have the exercise figured out?  Then figure out the diet!

Your body is smarter than your brain.  Your brain will tell you a lot, mostly trying to find ways to preserve your ego, and to make things easier.  It tells you to quit, it tells you to feel sorry for yourself.  Your brain can easily sabotage the progress of your body.  Make your body tell your brain to shut up. (Of course, I’m not a dualist, but it’s fun to talk about these entities as conflicting.)

Stop feeling sorry for yourself.  Put your brain to work by thinking up new challenges.  Write down what you are going to do at the gym before you step onto the floor.  Stick to it.  Finish it, no matter what.

Workout: Flying Burpees

Find a strip of grass, or a side walk, or a beach.  Measure approximately 100 feet.

Flying burpee = a burpee + a broad jump.

8 intervals of flying burpees, 200 ft.

Each interval, see if you can burp-fly faster than the last time.

**You do not need an expensive gym to get a workout.  Hard workouts usually entail activities which are not easy.  You’ll know you’re pretty fit it you can do, with ease, the exercises from which others shy away.

Energy Bars

If you know anything about me, you know that I’m cheap.  When I see how much money people throw away on marked-up food products, I shake my head sorrowfully.  What are they paying for?  Generally, loads of high fructose corn syrup, palm oil, and soybean oil.

Gross.

Today, I’m attacking energy bars–AKA–adult candy bars. They are energy bars because they are packed with energy, given their size.  This is not necessarily a bad thing.  After all, some people need easy energy for performance needs–not the average American, though.  The average American is tricked into thinking these bars actually promote their health, balance their nutrient intake, or some other fabulous feat.  Nope.  It’s just food.

If it’s a low-quality bar, it’s junk food.  High fructose corn syrup, or brown rice syrup, some other kind of syrup, chocolate, palm oil, maybe added protein powder or fiber.

If it’s a high quality bar, it contains identifiable food: dates, almonds, oats, whatever…

…but if that’s all it is, then why are we forking over $2.50 per teeny weeny little bar?

Most food products are just different assemblies of the same ingredients. Food companies cannot turn a profit off of the ingredients alone.  It has to be marked up, have added value, come in shiny plastic, or some fancy box.

If you want an energy bar, here it is… go to the bulk section of your super market.  Buy some raisins or dates, sunflower seeds or cashews or almonds, oats or flour, cocao powder or dark chocolate chips, maybe even some protein powder or shredded coconut.  It doesn’t matter.  Chuck a handful of each intended ingredient into a food processor (maybe with  a tiny bit of water) and blend (or dice and mix by hand).  Presto!  Energy paste! Roll it out and bake it for 5-10 minutes, just to dry it out a little, or leave it on your windowsill in the sun.

You can buy the ingredients for bottom dollar.  It takes 10 minutes to take a handful of each ingredient and blend it together.  For 15 bucks, you can have 25 energy bars.

If you are too lazy to make the bars, there is no difference between eating a bar, and just eating the ingredients as a trail mix.  Throw it in a bag, shake, and go.

Workout: Intervals, legs

Intervals are easy to make.

10 rounds of:

10 front squats + 10 box jumps

Take 60″ of rest between each round.

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